The Top 13 Topics for The Top 5 List in the Year 2098
13 Top 5 Reasons Dick Clark's Hair Is Still Brown
12 Top 5 Signs Adam Sandler is Too Old to be Re-elected President
11 Top 5 Signs Your Galactiball Team Won't Beat the Ganymede Cosmobots This Astroyear
10 Top 5 Strom Thurmond Campaign Slogans
9 Top 5 Revived Walt Disney Pet Peeves
8 Top 5 Surprises on The Rolling Stones New Tour
7 Top 5 Signs You, Too, Might Be a Distant Relative of William Jefferson Clinton
6 Top 5 Ways To Tell Your Parents You're Straight
5 Top 5 Benefits of the USA/Microsoft Merger
4 Top 5 Reasons to Pull the Life Support on the 110-Year-Old Olsen Twins
3 Top 5 Signs You Went Outside Without Your 250 SPF Sunblock
2 Top 5 Things You Don't Want to Find in Your Dinner Pill
and Top5's Number 1 Top 5 List Topic in the Year 2098...
1 Top 5 Signs Your Roommate's Sexdroid is in the Shop