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The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines

 

 

15> "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"

 

14> "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a

!&%#@$ dump like this??"

 

13> "Drop trou and give me 20!"

 

12> "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for

a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups"

 

11> "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue

mounds, two each."

 

10> "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."

 

9> "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."

 

8> "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"

 

7> "Drop and give me 69!"

 

 

6> "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."

 

5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's

your bra."

 

4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."

 

3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."

 

2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"

 

 

and The Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line...

 

 

1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."

 

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Created 11/19/98

 

 


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