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The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines



15> "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"


14> "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a

!&%#@$ dump like this??"


13> "Drop trou and give me 20!"


12> "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for

a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups"


11> "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue

mounds, two each."


10> "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."


9> "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."


8> "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"


7> "Drop and give me 69!"



6> "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."


5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's

your bra."


4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."


3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."


2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"



and The Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line...



1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."


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Created 11/19/98



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