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The Top 15 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Lines
15> "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"
14> "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a
!&%#@$ dump like this??"
13> "Drop trou and give me 20!"
12> "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for
a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups"
11> "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue
mounds, two each."
10> "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."
9> "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."
8> "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"
7> "Drop and give me 69!"
6> "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."
5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's
your bra."
4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."
3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."
2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"
and The Number 1 Drill Sergeant Pick-Up Line...
1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."
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Created 11/19/98
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