15> "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"

14> "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a

!&%#@$ dump like this??"

13> "Drop trou and give me 20!"

12> "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for

a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups"

11> "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue

mounds, two each."

10> "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby."

9> "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking."

8> "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"

7> "Drop and give me 69!"

6> "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."

5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's

your bra."

4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."

3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap."

2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"