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The Better Programmer


Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better

programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold

a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type

furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning

strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is

restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks

Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset,

and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went


"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any


Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid

display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the

speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything yet Jesus' program is

intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Jesus saves."




Created 11/19/98



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